Poll: Angel versus asshole?

The other day a friend called me giddy: She had had her son’s intelligence tested and he scored genius high. “We won the jackpot!” she said. By the end of the day, of course, she was back to cursing her boy wonder’s usual stubbornness. Which led me to a philosophical question: Would you rather your child be a brilliant asshole or a stupid angel?

Poll: Diddy vs. Clap?

I’d like to start a poll of all five of you readers out there (hi, Mom!). If I get responses, I’ll run regularly. Best response wins free Mamarama temporary tattoos. Today’s weighty question:

Which heavily hyped, sort-of recent release do you find more unlistenable: Diddy’s Press Play or Clap Your Hands Say Yeah’s Some Loud Thunder? Why?