Daily Archives: April 3, 2020

Please Feed Me

I have now spent a good half-day logging onto various grocery websites, carefully making shopping lists that make my mouth water and stomach rumble, pressing “checkout,” only to find that there are no, I repeat, zero, delivery times or pickup options available. Thankfully I am not in quarantine and can still go shopping, or I guess we would just starve to death. Just for the record, this is my running shopping list:

  • Chocolate
  • Red wine
  • Paper towels
  • Ice cream
  • Brandy
  • Butt wipes
  • Blueberries
  • Cupcakes
  • Lysol spray
  • Mulberries (Seriously. They are the best berries. Since I can’t get any of this, I might as well dream big).
  • Toilet paper
  • Half and half
  • Cookies

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